Are you a farter?

[NES]

I'm well aware that everybody farts at some point and time in the day, but Im pretty sure the amount of flatulence I cut loose is abnormal. My morning fart usually last longer than my morning piss and I do not get up to go during the night(although I do rip a 15 second shit-ghost everytime I change sides during the night).

 

[billhill999]

My morning fart usually last longer than my morning piss and I do not get up to go during the night(although I do rip a 15 second shit-ghost atleast everytime I change sides during the night).

ope:

 

[NES]

Does it happen to you bill or you just applauding my neighborhood wake up call? The first time my wife heard me rip one of those she thought it was the church bells down the street.

 

[billhill999]

Does it happen to you bill or you just applauding my neighborhood wake up call? The first time my wife heard me rip one of those she thought it was the church bells down the street.

No mine go about 5 seconds, 15 seconds is legendary status.

 

[NES]

Are you serious? Five seconds? Thats like the pre-cum of a fart erection. I shit you not I bust out minute and a halfers when I take my morning piss. I drink a lot of liquids but I'm a heavy sleeper and since I dont piss the bed usually my morning piss is pretty hardcore. Imagine a fart that takes longer to evacuate than a full bladder. Welcome to my poor wife's reality.

 

[billhill999]

I've cut some Hall of Fame farts, but geez, nothing like that.
I salute you sir.

 

[TheBrainiac]

Not a farter cuz every time I try to fart I somehow shit my pants .

 

[NES]

Goatse is that you?

 

[TheBrainiac]

 

[NES]

If I were you I would always have some wetwhipes on hand.

 

[RoofTop]

They say if your farts last more than 5 seconds then you probably been ass raped more than once in your life. Nes, Id say you fit that description, you pole smoker.

 

[NES]

I would say if your fart last less than five seconds its because you have a big worn out kentucky butthole. But thats just me.

 

[RoofTop]

Thats funny. Fudge packer.

 

[Devilwoman]

It wasn't like that at all!

 

[kingbill]

It wasn't like that at all!

It tasted different...

 

[donkeybucks]

Nope. I'm actually a bit of a fart smeller myself.

 

[TheBrainiac]

1 Girl 1 Pitcher was wayyyy better !